THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Austrians pull on their lower lipTrench warfare not the Krauts’ fault
Chapter 22
The more they thought about it, the more the Krauts realized that they’d been Chosen all along,
2Because look at how good they were at everything.
3Compared to everyone else,
4nThe Krauts had bigger buildings,
5oAnd louder symphonies,
6pAnd longer operas,
7qAnd bigger words,
8rAnd taller soldiers,
9sAnd more munitions factories,
10And so forth,
11And so on.
12aAnd especially munitions factories.
13bAll of this obvious Kraut superiority convinced the new Kraut emperor,
14Whose name was cKaiser Wilhelm,
15That it was time to start a big world war,
16dThe bigger the better,
17And settle everything once and for all.
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