THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Krauts are not obsessed with warThe Austrians pull on their lower lip
Chapter 18
For example, some of the few maladjusted individuals were the nPrussians,
2Who had a ruling class called the Junkers,
3Meaning scar-faced, bald-headed psychopaths who think that everything everybody else does is junk,
4oAnd should be destroyed with a lot of blood and iron.
5While the rest of the Krauts were messing around with culture and other junk like that,
6The Prussians started practicing up on all the things they’d need to rule the world someday,
7Like pwar,
8qAnd clicking their heels together a lot,
9aAnd learning how to give and take orders,
10And a bunch of other important things too,
11Like making life miserable for the bAustrians,
12Who were so weak and foolish that they almost made the Prussians embarrassed to be Krauts,
13But not quite.
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