THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Krauts are not obsessed with war
Chapter 16
In fact, there were lots and lots of great Kraut composers,
2Including dSchubert,
3Who was so great that he didn’t even have to finish his symphonies,
4And a whole bunch of Strausses,
5Who thought the Danube was blue,
6And other things.
7There was also eWagner,
8Which just goes to show you,
9fPigs may not write symphonies, but they’re the only ones who can sing certain kinds of goperas.
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