THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Krauts are not obsessed with war
Chapter 15
Later on, there was still another great Kraut composer named aBeethoven,
2Who was also great,
3Though deaf,
4Which may explain why nobody in history has ever written music any louder than Beethoven’s,
5bExcept Wagner, of course,
6But doesn’t begin to explain why he thought that symphonies with ceven numbers don’t quite count
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