THE BOOK OF
KRAUTS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG
The Krauts are not prejudiced
Chapter 11
There is another Kraut philosopher the Krauts don’t like to talk about,
2Who came along pretty late in the day,
3bAnd somehow got the idea that the masses would rise up against the cruling classes someday,
4Because the ruling classes don’t care about anyone but themselves,
5And want to own everything,
6All by themselves,
7Just like they were pigs or something,
8Which explains why the masses will get sick of it,
9And take over,
10Someday,
11Which just goes to show you,
12dIt isn’t just Jews who get funny ideas about things,
13As any Kraut would admit,
14In spite of all the propaganda about how the Krauts are prejudiced or something,
15eWhich they really aren’t,
16Even if it might be surprising what you’d find if you checked the family tree of certain kinds of philosophers,
17Like the fones who wear long, orthodox-looking beards and think everything’s some kind of conspiracy to keep rich Aryans in charge.
18Besides, he wrote most of his stuff in England anyway,
19And gthey didn’t like him either,
20So now who’s prejudiced?
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