The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE ADVICE OF THE ARCH-ANGEL MATTHEW · TO THE

KENSINGTONIANS Chapter 6


Never apologize to anyone
Chapter 6
Yes, they’re pretty acertain about you,
2And all the things you’ll never be,
3Which is something you should know.
4But there’s also some other news that isn’t quite as bad,
5If you’d like to hear it,
6bBecause they’ve also decided that nobody’s any better than anyone else really,
7For some reason,
8Even if that’s not the way they act when you pull up beside them at a stoplight.
9But if you ever doubted it, remember that they’re no better than you,
10At all,
11Which is why you shouldn’t feel bad,
12About being the way you are.
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