The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE ADVICE OF THE ARCH-ANGEL MATTHEW · TO THE

KENSINGTONIANS Chapter 17


All that’s important is vengeance
Chapter 17
More and more, they’ll be as stupid as you,
2iAnd they’ll stop learning anything in school,
3Just like you,
4And then they’ll be jfree to make everything up to suit them,
5Just like you,
6kBecause there won’t be any facts left to get in the way,
7Which means that every time they screw up,
8Which will be plenty,
9They’ll know right away,
10Without thinking about it at all,
11That it’s all part of the same old conspiracy to keep them down,
12And humiliate them,
13And make them look bad,
14lBecause when you’re no damned good at anything at all, it’s almost automatic to assume that everybody else is trying to make you look bad,
15As you know better than anybody.
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