THE ADVICE OF THE ARCH-ANGEL MATTHEW · TO THE
KENSINGTONIANS
No time to play games
Chapter 1
Yo, aKensington!
2I have some advice for you,
3Which I am sending you through the mail,
4Because I know very well that you Kensingtonians debate with bbaseball bats instead of words,
5And much as I would enjoy taking a turn at the plate myself, I have no time to play games with a bunch of cwhite trash like you,
6Not right now, anyway,
7So don’t let your urine come to a boil,
8Okay?
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