THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY
Jeffrey mentions a place called hell
Chapter 7
For example, if you ever mentioned a place called chell,
2They’ll start trying to send each other there,
3In more ways than you could shake a dpointed stick at.
4They’ll start echurches in your name,
5And each church will be certain that it owns the truth,
6fAnd remembers exactly what you said,
7gAnd understands it all,
8Including the parts you didn’t exactly say,
9But sort of implied,
10Somehow.
11And every one of these churches will therefore be certain that it speaks for you,
12And gets to decide who belongs in hell.
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