THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY
Jeffrey gets killed
Chapter 3
Whatever it was that hJeffrey said, it must have been controversial,
2Which anything new usually is,
3Because a lot of the people who heard him,
4Or heard about him,
5iThought they’d like him better if he were dead.
6jAnd so they killed him.
7The only problem was that ksomething happened after that,
8Even though nobody knows for sure exactly what it was,
9And a whole bunch of people started claiming that Jeffrey wasn’t dead at all,
10And couldn’t be killed for long by anyone anyway,
11Because he was a God.
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