THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY
Fixing everything in Jeffrey’s name
Chapter 21
And all these great new churches will start fixing everything again in your name.
2cThey’ll remember how you said that they shouldn’t ever question anything,
3dOr think about anything,
4eBecause everything you need to know is all laid out pretty clearly in the Bible.
5And they’ll remember how you said that all fpornographers should suffer untold agonies in hell,
6gAnd on earth too,
7hAnd how books that might be disrespectful to you in some way should be banned and burned,
8iAnd how no one should ever have any fun at all,
9jEspecially sex,
10But always smile like an idiot anyway,
11kAnd how you said that we should kill all the communists and make the world safe for democracy,
12And salute the flag a lot,
13lAnd send lots of money to television preachers,
14In your name.
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