THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY
Fixing everything in Jeffrey’s name
Chapter 20
But your decline as a God will also result in the creation of devout new churches,
2aWho will remember exactly what you said,
3Including what you said to them personally yesterday,
4bAnd understand all of it perfectly,
5Including the part about having to be born again,
6Unless you want to go straight to hell when you die,
7Not to mention the part about how you’re coming back on the Twelfth of June,
8Next year,
9At the Los Angeles Coliseum,
10So please send a thousand dollars to reserve your seat now.
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