THE BOOK OF THE VIP
JEFFREY
Other churches with great memories
Chapter 10
If you ever mentioned something called the dHoly Grail,
2They will remember it,
3eAnd shed millions of gallons of blood to get it,
4fWithout much success.
5If you ever mentioned something called an ginquisition,
6They’ll remember it,
7hAnd have one,
8iAnd burn and torture and kill thousands of people in it,
9jWith a great deal of success.
10And if you ever mentioned something about being infallible,
11They’ll remember it,
12kAnd claim they are that,
13In your name,
14Which is also about par,
15Unless it’s a lbirdie.
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