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vInvesticus stupidicus.
2When your primary interest in life is money, the worst possible ailment you can contract is some sort of financial disaster,
3Which wincome-oriented physicians are especially susceptible to,
4Because when you get into the swing of making lots and lots of money without thinking about it at all,
5xIt’s easy to start thinking that you must be really brilliant about money,
6yOr why would you have so much of it?
7Since this qualifies as a thought of at least some kind, it represents a awarning sign that should not be ignored,
8Because thinking of any kind is dangerous,
9Especially when it leads to weird semi-legal breal estate deals, or complicated ctax shelters, or any transaction that involves dbars, restaurants, or retail establishments,
10Which may not require any thought on the part of the swindlers who do these kinds of deals for a living,
11But cannot be safely undertaken by an unthinking eincome-oriented physician who has come to regard himself as a ffinancial genius.
12That’s why it’s so extremely lucky for you that the Way of Harry can assist you in avoiding this disease,
13Completely,
14By investing in the gPontifical Harrier Parish,
15Which is tax-exempt for obvious reasons,
16And offers outstanding returns for every cash dollar you put up,h
17Not to mention ready access to as much iConsolation as you may require personally.
18Here’s an japplication form if you want to drool about it for a while first.
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