THE PRESCRIPTION OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · FOR THE
JEFFERSONIANS
One little thing in commonA cure that’s worse than the disease
Chapter 5
Now, I’m sure that if I were there, I would have been terribly impressed by the huge exodus that just occurred,
2Which I have no doubt about,
3dBecause the overwhelming majority of physicians are completely dedicated to helping their fellow man,
4eAnd I’m sure it’s just an awful coincidence that I never met a single premed student in college who didn’t answer “money” when people asked about their motivation for becoming doctors.
5In fact, I’m quite sure about that,
6Just as I’m sure that only one or two of you are still reading this,
7Which is why I feel justified in getting right to the point,
8Without a lot of additional professional courtesy.
9We know what we’re here about, don’t we?
10Good.
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