THE PRESCRIPTION OF THE CHOSEN ONE MIKE · FOR THE
JEFFERSONIANS
Blame your office nurses
Chapter 11
Yes, if you’re an income-oriented physician, Consolation can play a big and helpful role in your life,
2And it’s so easy to accept Harry into your life too,
3lBecause all you have to do is wash your hands,
4Of everything,
5Which is something physicians do several times a day,
6So what’s the big mdeal?
7nCome to Harry.
8He’s got the goods for what ails you,
9oBecause a Harrier is a Harrier is a Harrier,
10Whether he signs a pHypocratic Oath or not,
11qAnd Harry knows Harriers better than they know themselves,
12Which is why he told me to include enough Consolation Release Forms for all of you,
13So there’s no need to be pushing and shoving in line, everybody.
14You’ll find a bunch of ten year-old-rmagazines in the waiting room,
15And we’ll get to you as fast as we can,
16Without thinking about it at all.
17Until then,
18Just remember our general prophylactic prescription for sclassically trained Harriers everywhere, namely,
19tNon cogito ergo sanus sum.
20Don’t you feel better already?
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