THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
IRA
Harry becomes “persona non grata”Harry seems to have a job
Chapter 9
This next picture must have been taken only a few days or weeks later,
2Because one of the hgirls is the same,
3Although the other isn’t,
4Because it is Harry,
5Looking quite elegant in a long white dress,
6And high heels,
7And a long platinum blond wig,
8And huge falsies,
9And enough makeup to choke a horse,
10So that you almost wouldn’t know it was Harry,
11aExcept for the bottle of Jack Daniel’s,
12bAnd the cigar,
13cAnd what his hand is doing inside the other girl’s bodice.
14Of course, the explanation for Harry’s outfit is quite obvious,
15Because there’s a huge banner over Harry’s head,
16dWhich reads, ‘Congratulations on Failing Your Physical,’
17And says it all.
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