THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER
IRA
Harry becomes “persona non grata”
Chapter 8
For some reason, there are very few photographs of Harry for the next couple of years,
2Which is when he was in college,
3Where he may or may not have been having a nice time,
4Which is hard to tell,
5Because the only picture we have was taken on his very last day there.
6Here you can see him holding what appears to be a diploma,
7Given him by one of his friends,
8eAlthough it isn’t a diploma,
9Because in spite of all the fancy lettering, it says that Harry has been honored with the title f“Persona Non Grata,”
10And is now perfectly free to collect all his belongings,
11And go take a draft physical.
12But Harry appears to be enjoying himself,
13Which you can tell by the girl on each arm,
14And the open bottle of gJack Daniel’s in his holster,
15Under his poncho,
16Not to mention his little cigar,
17Unless it isn’t a cigar at all,
18Which is hard to tell for sure,
19Because he’s lighting it with blazing dollar bills,
20Which make it hard to see the cigar,
21Or his face,
22Or the look in his eye,
23Although the picture seems to say it all.
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