The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

IRA Chapter 35


Harry’s blackouts
Chapter 35
Harry also did a blackout one time where he convinced Marisa to do a big necking scene with him in front of the camera,
2mAnd when they broke for air,
3He turned into the camera and said, Having thoroughly investigated the issue,
4I would like to announce that women are soft and cuddly,
5nAnd smell nice too.
6Everybody thought that was pretty good,
7Except Harry,
8Who wanted to do it over.
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