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Harry’s Bumper BibleHarry’s blackouts
Chapter 31
Harry did another blackout where he made up a big poster, with a bunch of line items and check boxes,
2And then he borrowed some horn-rimmed eyeglasses from somebody and turned into the camera, saying,
3Your life can be as easy as this nlist.
4Really.
5Just check them all off, one by one.
6oGet born. Check.
7Go to pelementary school. Check.
8Go to qhigh school. Check.
9Go to rcollege. Check.
10Get a sjob. Check.
11Get tmarried to someone you hardly know. Check.
12Buy a house in the usuburbs. Check.
13aHave a baby. Check.
14bBuy season tickets to the NBA team in your area. Check.
15cRun errands for thirty or forty years. Check.
16After that, you’re on your own.
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