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Harry does something really sillyHarry’s Bumper Bible
Chapter 27
Another thing fHarry used to enjoy was getting up really early in the morning,
2And then going out to do something really silly,
3Before anybody was completely awake,
4Which made it easier to get away with something outlandish,
5And if he did, it put him in a great mood for the rest of the day.
6Of course, Harry’s early morning pranks were kind of hard on the camera crew,
7gBecause they liked to sleep late,
8Especially after being out really late with hHarry the night before,
9But they also wanted to be there,
10Because Harry pulled off some good ones,
11Like the time he got all the iBibles out of the followers’ hotel rooms,
12And started trying to give them away on the street,
13At six in the morning.
14Of course, nobody would take one,
15And then Harry would ask them if they’d read it,
16And they’d say not lately,
17Which is when Harry would come back with I know what you mean.
18I hear there’s good stuff in it,
19jBut I’m waiting for the movie.
20Once, though, somebody almost put one over on Harry,
21Because when he asked if they’d read it,
22They said right back, “Have you?”
23But it took Harry only half a second to smile,
24And then he said, Nah.
25But I read the aCliff Notes.
26bThat’s not so bad for six in the morning,
27cAnd it’s all on film.
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