The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

IRA Chapter 19


Harry stands next to Billy Penn
Chapter 19
All the best footage of Harry was taken in Philadelphia, of course,
2Where it so happened aone of the followers assembled a crack camera crew,
3And accompanied Harry on many of his most exciting expeditions,
4Except for that first day,
5Which is known as bPretzel Friday,
6When Harry rode into the city in a white cEldorado,
7dAnd all of the followers had way too much beer to drink,
8Which is why there is only this one blurry snapshot,
9Showing some of the followers desecrating the eLiberty Bell,
10While Harry explains it all to the cops,
11fWith a huge wad of bills in his hand.
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