The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE GOOD WORD ACCORDING TO · THE ULTRA-HARRIER

IRA Chapter 10


Harry seems to have a job
Chapter 10
This next sequence is really quite interesting,
2Because it seems to show Harry working at a job,
3Which makes it a rare item in the annals of Harry,
4A unique item, in fact,
5Especially when you see that his employer is a ebeadle named Bub,
6Who is screeching in the middle of the frame,
7While Harry tries to adjust the feedback somewhere off to the right of the stage,
8Although what Harry is doing isn’t helping,
9Because the awful sound isn’t feedback at all,
10But the beadle’s voice,
11Which is pointing out that times have changed,
12And if you’re looking for answers,
13fBe careful to inhale deeply,
14gBecause…
15And this is where Harry’s meddling really fouls things up, so you can’t hear anything recognizable for a while,
16Until right at the very end it gets a little bit better,
17hAnd you can hear the beadle telling us to drink a lot of Rolling Rocks,
18Or something like that,
19Which must be good advice,
20Because Harry has quit messing with the sound equipment,
21iAnd is writing furiously in a little notebook.
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