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Chapter W
W is for the World,
2Which all the little Whining Weasels couldn’t know less about,
3Especially geography,
4In spite of Dick and Jane’s best efforts.
5See Dick and Jane teaching World geography?
6Well,
7They Would,
8If it Were in the curriculum.
9It is?
10Oh.
11See Dick and Jane teaching World geography?
12See the little Whiz kids identifying the largest river system in South America?
13Well, that’s because they didn’t get to Waterways yet.
14See the little Wonders identifying the largest country in South America?
15Well, that’s because they didn’t get to Western anations yet.
16See the little Wasters identifying the continent of South America?
17Well, that’s because…
18Well, you know,
20bAnd besides, all’s Well that ends Well,
21And they’ll end Well,
22Won’t they?
23Well?c
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