ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
HILLITES
U is for the Union
Chapter V
V is for lVandalism.
2Which is the only skill the little Varmints excel at,
3Unless you count mVenereal pursuits,
4And nVarsity sports,
5Which is why it’s so Very important not to be too Vindictive about punishing them,
6Because if you Value your children,
7It’s more Virtuous to Validate their good behavior than to Victimize them for petty Villainies,
8Especially if you don’t want them to Vivisect your oVolvo,
9Because V is also for pVengeance,
10If you’re a Harrier.
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