ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
HILLITES
U is for the Union
Chapter U
U is for the eUnion,
2Which is the only entity in the fUniverse that really Understands Dick and Jane’s needs,
3And how truly Unfortunate it is that everyone else is Usually so Uncooperative,
4gWhich is why Dick and Jane are so Underpaid,
5And so Under-appreciated,
6And so likely to Undertake another hstrike,
7Unless the school board takes their idemands Under advisement,
8jAnd Underwrites another huge raise.
9See the school board,
10Under the gun?
11See Dick and Jane,
12Under a kpicket sign?
13See all the Harriers,
14Under the sun?
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