The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE

HILLITES Chapter T


U is for the Union
Chapter T
T is for Tests.
2Which have to be Taken by the little Twerps,
3Before Dick and Jane can Turn them over to some other Teacher,
4For another Try at the Three R’s.
5See Dick and Jane grading cTests?
6How Tolerant they are of Tiny little errors on the True/false section!
7How Tactful they are in not Tearing up those Tragic little essays!
8How Tempted they are to pass everyone!
9Well, isn’t that Terrific?
10dWhat Talented Teachers Dick and Jane must be!
11As it Turns out, not even one of the little Thugs will have to repeat the Term!
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