ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
HILLITES
N is for NowS is for the Suburbs
Chapter R
R is for Rights.p
2Which everyone has,
3Including even the little Rotters in Dick and Jane’s classes,
4Which somebody Related to them at some point,
5So that they can Reel them off anytime,
6Almost as Rapidly as Dick and Jane can,
7Like the Right to be afree,
8And the Right to be bRich,
9And the Right to be cRude,
10And the Right to be dRaunchy whenever you feel like it,
11And the Right to get eRipped whenever you feel like it,
12And the Right to fRelax whenever you need a Rest,
13And the Right to gRegard other people’s property as Refuse,
14And the Right to hReject any Rules you don’t like,
15And the Right to iRidicule everyone and everything you don’t like,
16Not to mention the Right to be self-Righteous about your Rights,
17And utterly jRuthless about protecting them.
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