ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
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L is for Love
Chapter J
J is for Justice,
2Which Dick and Jane would absolutely demand,
3If there were any such thing as Justice,
4eWhich there Just isn’t,
5If you’re following the Way of Harry,
6Which is why Dick and Jane are so dejected,
7Unless they’re actually Jubilant instead,
8Which they couldn’t be,
9Because absolutely everyone wants Justice,
10Unless you’re a Harrier,
11And would rather be the Judge yourself,
12And the Jury,
13And Just make up the Jurisprudence as you go,
14fWhich beats Justice by a country mile.
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