ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
HILLITES
L is for Love
Chapter I
aI is for I.
2Which is the only authority the little Idiots recognize,
3bSince they’ve never had any Interest in anyone else’s viewpoint,
4Even if they don’t have what you’d call a well-developed sense of cIndividual Identity,
5Which makes Instruction even more Irritating for Dick and Jane,
6Because they feel pretty much the dIdentical way,
7And it’s Infuriating that they have to put up with so much Insolence from all the Ingrates in their classrooms,
8When it’s Intrinsically Indicated that they should be obeyed Implicitly,
9If not Idolized,
10Because they’re such Impressive Intellectuals,
11As all the Insipid Instigators of Educational “Improvement” would be able to Infer,
12If they were at all Informed,
13Or Intelligent,
14Or even Involved,
15Instead of Irresponsible,
16And Injurious,
17And downright Invidious,
18Which they are,
19As Dick and Jane would be the first to Imply,
20If they knew what Invidious meant.
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