ULTRA-HARRIER TONY’S ABC’s · FOR THE
HILLITES
G is for Getting byL is for Love
Chapter H
gH is for Hygiene.
2Which the little Hellions absolutely have to learn,
3Because nothing spoils a school year for Dick and Jane like having five or six or seventeen of their little hHotpants Hussies get knocked up over Christmas vacation,
4Which just isn’t necessary,
5Because fully Half the school library is about How to Have sex without Having Babies,
6Including Horribly Helpful little iaudio tapes,
7So that even the Hardcore Hardheads can Hear Handy Hints about Humping without Heartache,
8Which don’t Halt the Horny little Harlots from taking Huge risks,
9Because H is also for Hormones,
10Which are Highly Hazardous,
11Especially if you’re a Harrier,
12In High School.
✦ · · ✦ · · ✦
Chapter H / 27