THE MANDATE OF THE ULTRA-HARRIERS JERRY AND SAM · TO THE
HALLITES
Create lots of new paperworkSay what people desire you to say
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Are there any other guidelines the Hallites need to remember?
2mNot really.
3nYou already know the part about how you didn’t make the world and its problems,
4oAnd how it’s not your fault,
5And so what are you supposed to do about it,
6pBecause you just work for the government.
7And you also know the part about how nobody has the right to blame you personally for anything,
8Or object when you’re rude and slow,
9Or ridicule you for being stupid and lazy and uncaring,
10Or criticize you in any way at all,
11aBecause you work for the government,
12Which means you’re exempt from criticism by private citizens,
13Because if that’s not so,
14Then what about the Post Office?
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