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The other great thing about othis guideline is what happens if the people still refuse to raise taxes,
2Because then it can’t possibly be your fault when things get steadily worse.
3After all, you told them you needed more taxes,
4Didn’t you?
5And when the aprofessional blamers start coming around talking about how taxes are too high already,
6bAnd how the people who can pay taxes are all moving away,
7And what do you think about that?…
8You must remember not to fall into this trap,
9cBecause if you acknowledge that they have any kind of point at all,
10dThey will demand that you think about it,
11Which is just not necessary,
12eBecause you work for the government,
13And if you had wanted to think about anything you would have done something else with your life,
14Which is why you need more taxes,
15Period,
16And if you don’t get them,
17fYou’ll know exactly what to do with the policemen and firemen and garbage collectors,
18Without thinking about it at all.
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