The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF

GYPSIES Chapter 3


Gypsies pretty mysteriousMeso-something-or-others
Chapter 3
And then there was a king called uAkhnaton,
2vWho had a funny-shaped head and a potbelly,
3wWhich made him believe that there was really only one God,
4xWhose name was yAton,
5zAnd who had created everything all by himself,
6aaEt cetera,
7But Akhnaton died, and the bbapes called Gypsies went back to doing things the old way, with lots of Gods.
8But that didn’t work out either,
9ccBecause the Gods allowed the Gypsies to be invaded a lot by other ddtribes of Chosen Apes,
10Who took practically everything away from the Gypsies,
11eeIncluding Cleopatra, who was a beautiful queen rolled up in a rug,
12Who also wore a lot of eye makeup and got killed by an aasp,
13Which pretty well wrapped things up for the Gypsies.
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