THE BOOK OF
GYPSIES
Gypsies pretty mysterious
Chapter 1
And thus there came to be many great nations, which knew how to make atemples,
2And bmonuments,
3And cinscriptions in stone,
4And dwars,
5And eslaves,
6And all the other fthings that are necessary for civilization.
7One of these was the Gypsy tribe, which was gChosen by the Gods to be the greatest of all nations,
8hBecause it sat beside the Nile River, which was the source of all life,
9And very important,
10Because the rest of the earth was a total idesert,
11Made of jsand and rocks and other not very lively stuff,
12kWhich may explain why the Gypsies spent most of their time thinking about death,
13And planning for death,
14And lwriting about death, including a Book of the Dead,
15mAnd building great big tombs called pyramids,
16nIncluding the Great Pyramid called Khufu,
17Which is very mysterious and old and probably haunted,
18Especially because no one can remember how it was built.
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