THE BOOK OF
GREEKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF GREEKS
Greeks have lots of Gods and things
Chapter 5
oThe Greeks believed that the Gods ran everything,
2Which is probably why there had to be so many of them.
3There were Goddesses called the pFates, who were in charge of ending Greek lives,
4With a pair of scissors,
5Which cut off the thread of life,
6Whenever the Fates felt like it.
7And there were three qFuries, who were in charge of making the Greeks feel guilt and pain and suffering,
8Which are absolutely necessary and required by Gods,
9Except for rheathen barbarians, of course.
10And there were three sGraces, who were in charge of something else,
11Something too complicated to remember.
12And there were nine tMuses,
13Who were in charge of helping the Greeks create uthings,
14vSuch as poems about the Gods,
15Which are called myths.
16The Muses did such a good job that there are more Greek myths than you can shake a pointed stick at.
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