The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF

GREEKS Chapter 4

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF GREEKS

Greek fire and other giftsGreeks have lots of Gods and things
Chapter 4
The Greeks believed that the Titans had children who were Gods,
2Especially aZeus, who was the king of all the Gods and lived on Mount Olympus,
3bSo he could be near his Chosen Tribe, the Greeks.
4And cZeus worked hard at setting an dexample for the apes who worshiped him,
5Although he didn’t give them any ecommandments.
6Instead he fell in love a lot,
7And had many children,
8Including fArtemis, gAries, hApollo and a bunch of others,
9Including some whose names didn’t begin with the letter “A,”
10Even though the Greeks were pretty proud of the letter “A,”
11It being the ifirst letter of the jalphabet,
12Which the Greeks had invented.
13Zeus was married to kHera,
14Who often got jealous of the way Zeus played around,
15And so she had a child of her own,
16lAll by herself,
17Which made Zeus mmad,
18Causing the baby to be thrown off the top of Mount Olympus,
19Which is how nHephaestus came to have a bad foot and a limp, and had to get a job making armor for the other Gods.
20Nor was this all the Greeks believed.
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