THE BOOK OF
GREEKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF GREEKS
Greek fire and other gifts
Chapter 3
The Greeks believed that before there were Gods, there were mTitans, who came from the earth and were pretty special.
2For example, there was nPrometheus,
3Who, being the smartest of the Titans, loved the Chosen Tribe of Greeks a lot,
4oAnd showed it by giving them fire,
5So that they could conquer all the other tribes,
6Including the pPersians,
7And the qTrojans,
8And a lot of rothers too.
9Only, some of the other Titans got smad at Prometheus about the fire thing,
10And tied him to a trock,
11uSo that his entrails could be ripped out every day by a vulture,
12Which didn’t kill Prometheus,
13Him being a Titan and all,
14vBut ruined his day anyway.
15Nor was this all they believed.
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