THE BOOK OF
GREEKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF GREEKS
The romantic messes of Zeus
Chapter 12
For example, Zeus had a love affair with some other Greek woman,
2oWith the help of his famous thunderstorm impression,
3And afterwards, he wanted the pbaby to have eternal life,
4Which is why he had the baby sneaked into qHera’s bedroom to drink milk from her breast,
5Only Hera woke up and the milk rspilled,
6All over the heavens,
7sWhich is how we got the Milky Way,
8tAnd which may help explain why the universe sometimes seems like some big accident.
9uOnly the Greeks did not believe that the universe was some big accident,
10They being able to believe almost anything apparently.
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