THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
The Frogs invent sex
Chapter 8
eAfter losing the Hundred Years War, the Frogs participated pretty strenuously in the fRenaissance,
2Since they had invented culture in the first place,
3gAccording to all the French history books,
4And were anxious to show the rest of hEurope how superior they were.
5And so the Frogs tried their hand at a lot of Renaissance sports,
6iiIncluding painting naked ladies,
7jAnd writing poems about naked ladies,
8kAnd making sculptures of naked ladies,
9lWhich all came easily to them since it was the Frogs who had invented sex in the first place,
10mAccording to all the French history books.
11And they also tried out the nProtestant religion fad, having some Huguenots and whatnot to carry on with for a while,
12oAlthough they ultimately decided to remain a Catholic nation, because no other religion offers the opportunity to get as dressed up as Frogs like to be.
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