THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
Why the Frogs are superiorThe Frogs invent sex
Chapter 7
Joan of vArc was a teenage peasant girl who couldn’t read or write, but who had religious wvisions about saving France from the English in battle.
2Naturally, this made perfect sense to the Frog generals, who were running out of ideas about how to score against England,
3And so xJoan of Arc led the Frog army in several battles,
4And actually won a few,
5Which created problems for the aDauphin,
6Who was the heir to the Frog throne and not anxious to be crowned,
7Since there’s almost no glory involved in being the king of a defeated nation,
8bWhich failed to deter Joan of Arc, since she was the only person in France who didn’t know the rule about not conquering England.
9Ultimately, this difficult situation was resolved when the English captured Joan and cburned her at the stake for wearing men’s clothes,
10dAnd not even English men’s clothes at that,
11Which may be the single most irritating thing about the Frogs the English have had to endure.
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