THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
Why the Frogs are superior
Chapter 4
Thanks to Charlemagne, though, the Frogs had discovered that rule by the bdivine right of kings is the way to go,
2Especially if you have a tendency to break up into quarrelsome factions, because quarrels about divine right make for plenty of cwars,
3dWhich means lots of glory all round,
4eAnd is why the Frogs are so superior to everyone else.
5For a long time, the Frogs sort of specialized in being quarrelsome with others.
6For example, they quarreled with the fpope in Rome and set up their own gpope,
7hWhich confused everybody and therefore proved that the Frogs were superior, since they were inever confused.
8They also had a quarrelsome noble called jWilliam who, having discovered boating for the first time in the history of the Frogs, sailed over to England, killed kKing Harold at Hastings, lconquered England,
9And immediately ceased to be a Frog,
10mSince the Frogs are not allowed to conquer England,
11Ever.
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