THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
Frog intellectuals invent despair
Chapter 34
Millions of Frogs died gloriously in the trenches of eWorld War I, machine-gunned and gassed and bombed and infested with disgusting diseases,
2fUntil the last soldier reached for a butterfly on the end of a cannon and got shot,
3Thus ending the war to end all wars.
4The Frogs were still mad at the Germans about the gFranco-Prussian War, however, and insisted on a peace treaty that would keep Germany poor, and mad as hell, for a hgeneration,
5iWhich the Germans deserved because they had started jWorld War I,
6kAs the Frogs kept reminding everybody.
7This treaty was signed at the palace of Versailles, where the lmemory of mrule by Louis’s and nrule by Napoleons caused the French to start planning immediately for the next glorious war to end all wars.
8For this reason, they built an impregnable military fortification.
9oDesigned, built, and manned by Frogs,
10That would make it impossible for Germany to invade France like they had in the pFranco-Prussian War,
11That is, in qWorld War I.
12This wonderful new impregnable Frog military fortification was called the rMaginot Line.
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