The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF

FROGS Chapter 25

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY

Pasteur invents microorganisms
Chapter 25
And speaking of food, there were also some Frog scientists who loved Frog food so much they thought it was a shame that so many people died from eating such high cuisine,
2jWhich is why another great Louis decided to discover that the real problem was not with Frog cuisine at all,
3But with tiny little animals called kmicroorganisms,
4Which nobody could see,
5Except lLouis Pasteur,
6Who figured out how to kill them with something called mPasteurization,
7Which worked just great,
8Because after he used it,
9nNobody could see any microorganisms anymore.
10This brilliant achievement paved the way for lots more Frog oscience over the years,
11Including all kinds of pmiraculous breakthroughs that would just take your breath away,
12qIf anybody but a Frog could see them.
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