THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
The Frogs dig up another Napoleon
Chapter 21
But their practically unbroken string of humiliations in foreign affairs did nothing to make the Frogs more humble. After all, it was Frogs who had invented culture and poetry and music and science and sex,k
2And practically everything else too,
3lWhich made them very proud of themselves,
4In fact, very very proud of themselves,
5mIn spite of the Franco-Prussian thing.
6nAnd if they ever had the least inclination to feel even the tiniest bit humble, all they had to do to feel better was tell some foreigner about all of France’s stupendous cultural accomplishments.
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