THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
The Frogs invent sexFrog masses irritated by party tax
Chapter 10
For a long time, the French had been governing through a system based on the xdivine right of kings,
2Called the divine right of Louis’s,
3Which resulted in a long string of Louis’s,
4One after the other, until there had been fourteen of them.
5aUnder the divine right of Louis’s system of government, Frog money was called Louis’s, which gave the king the idea that all the money in France belonged to him and could be spent as he saw fit,
6bSuch as on clothes,
7And powdered wigs,
8And outlandish hats,
9And occasional wars,
10cAnd most of all on parties,
11Which were so big and expensive that several of the Louis’s had to assign a dcardinal just to keep score on party games,
12Because as everyone knows,
13eFrogs cheat at party games.
14Anyway, after fourteen Louis’s had been partying for several hundred years, the Frog fmasses started to get cross.
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