THE BOOK OF
FROGS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF GLORY
Gaul divided into three parts
Chapter 1
There was a place called France conveniently located on the west coast of Europe, where it was surrounded on three sides by water.
2aThis explains why the French are called Frogs,
3Although there are other reasons too,
4As we shall see.
5Anyway, the Frogs tried very hard to make history and become the Chosen Nation,
6But eventually the other nations of Europe made them stop.
7bThis is their story.
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