The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

FRANKIE & JOHNNY Chapter 2


What can you do?
Chapter 2
All by himself, Frankie & Johnny figured out that,
2To all intents and purposes,
3cHe was all by himself.
4For example, he figured out that you couldn’t prove there had ever been a God,
5And if there ever had been a God,
6He must be dcrazy or edead by now,
7fBecause just look at how insane everything was,
8gWith all the wars,
9hAnd the diseases.
10iAnd the suffering,
11jAnd so on.
12kBesides, you really couldn’t even prove that anything existed in the first place,
13At all,
14lExcept yourself,
15As if it mattered,
16In a godless, insane world.
17And so he decided to write comedy.
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