THE BOOK OF THE VIP
FRANKIE & JOHNNY
The funniest part of the comedy
Chapter 14
oAnd this will inspire other great writers to explore the literary value of making comic heroes be funny,
2Which is a kind of reassurance,
3Since it suggests that everyone is really in the same pboat,
4qWhich is to say, all alone.
5And there will be writers whose comic heroes become trapped in a comical world of rlust,
6Where if you keep masturbating, you can’t have slove,
7But if you tstop masturbating, it won’t help,
8So you have to come to terms with it,
9uBecause what can you do?
10And there will be other writers whose comic heroes are trapped in hilariously funny indeterminate limbos,
11vLike the wTrojan Horse,
12xAnd the only way out is through the horse’s yanus,
13zAnd you know what that means,
14But you might as well come to terms with it,
15aaBecause what can you do?
16And there will be writers whose comic heroes are trapped in wryly humorous suburban lifestyles,
17bbWhich they can’t get out of,
18Since when you live in the suburbs what else is there?
19And so they have to come to terms with it,
20ccBecause what can you do?
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