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Serving in the military is a joke
Chapter 4
A few miles from here, there’s a graveyard where they buried some soldiers who spent the winter with George Washington,
2Only they didn’t make it through the winter,
3eBecause duty, honor, and patriotism aren’t nearly as useful in the wintertime as food, shoes, and shelter,
4Which fGeorge Washington must have known,
5Because not far from the graveyard you can see the house he spent that winter in,
6And some nice copies of the big boots he wore,
7Not to mention a pretty decent replica of the kitchen that made all his food,
8Because generals get food,
9Even if the volunteers don’t.
10And as a sidenote, I expect most of you have heard of gGeorge Washington,
11hBut who can name even one of the faceless zeroes buried in the graveyard?
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